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OMG. I don’t even know what this is but Paul Rudd and Jason Segel kind of does things to me.
Hader’s a boob and back of neck man, huh?
HOT.
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New behind-the-scenes photos from the White House from December 2011 (or, as we like to think of it: new excuse to post a photo of Bo).
Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.
It was a tearful experience to say the least.
[ellen.]
(Source: waffles-and-calzones)
No Church In The Wild (feat. Frank Ocean) - Jay-Z & Kanye West
The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer. Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.
In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion.:
” Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: “Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.”
Emil Ludwig, in his book “Beethoven,” says: “His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].”
Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book “An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,” wrote “His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.”
C. Czerny stated, “His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.”
Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, “dark”; Bettina von Armin, “brown”; Schindler, “red and brown”; Rellstab, “brownish”; Gelinek, “short, dark.”
Newsweek, in its Sept. 23, 1991 issue stated, “Afrocentrism ranges over the whole panorama of human history, coloring in the faces: from Australopithecus to the inventors of mathematics to the great Negro composer Beethoven.”
And yet Western “scholars” want you to believe that Beethoven looked like:
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What is that red fluid running down Christina Aguilera’s legs at Etta James’ funeral?!
Her uterus is singing “All The Way Down.”
GUARDS! GUARDS! ARREST THAT WOMAN! SHE APPEARS TO BE HAVING HER PERIOD IN PUBLIC.
Oh my god.
This is definitely one for Seventeen’s “Most Mortifying Moments”
Someone get this lady an OB stat. Poor Xtina. I imagine this was not the type of Dirrrty she meant.
Hoping this is self tanner and not like the side affects of ALLI or something D:
Oh my god. This is genuinely one of my worst nightmares. I’ve definitely had nightmares about this happening to me, actually.
If that’s menstrual blood and not bronzer, I feel really bad for Xtina :(
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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: ‘Is it good, friend?’
‘It is bitter - bitter,’ he answered;
‘But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.’
Tina Fey photographed by Annie Leibovitz - Vanity Fair, January 2009
