January 2012
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If I had a wrap of speed and a little bag of weed and some proper coffee and...
– Vod, Fresh Meat (via cocknbull)
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thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.
Part 2 airs tonight.
[ccinsider.]
Maurice Sendak is AWESOME.
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To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can...
– Federico García Lorca, Blood Wedding, II:1. (via farmolio)
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Jimmy Fallon likes being bossed around by women, and tried to surround himself...
– Well that’s………different.
Jimmy Fallon — Lawsuit Claims He’s Into Female Domination … at Work | TMZ.com
(via jessica-messica)
So it’s a big fucking deal when someone has a staff full of women, but the practically all-male writing staffs of The Daily Show, Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan are...
Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
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sixtyforty:
GIRLS CAN WEAR JEANS AND
CUT THEIR HAIR SHORT
WEAR SHIRTS AND BOOTS
IT’S OK TO BE A BOY
BUT FOR A BOY TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL IS DEGRADING
BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT BEING A GIRL IS DEGRADING
BUT SECRETLY
YOU’D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE
WOULDN’T YOU
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A GIRL
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The First Casualty of the Wiki Blackout
lazybookreviews:
Having just learned that female hyenas have phalli and give birth through their clits, I have been prevented from spending the next two hours avidly absorbing information about the horrors of various forms of atypical mating rituals.
But, you know, all in a good cause.
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Like honestly if we follow each other I expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever I’m in your city
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Julianne Moore is LITERALLY the prettiest thing I...
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The relationship between teeth-grinding and... →
psychotherapy:
A study at Baltimore’s Laboratory of Personality and Cognition has recently been conducted into levels of anxiety and neuroticism in people who grind their teeth. Participants were examined by a dentist before being given personality tests, and results indicated that neuroticism-related traits were higher among those who reported teeth-grinding. These traits were also associated...
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People always say, “Be humble, be humble, be humble.” When’s the last time...
– Kanye West - Watch The Throne Tour, December 12, 2011
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If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people,...
– Phillip M. Harter of Stanford University, School of Medicine (via theministryoftruth)
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Girl leaves drab farm, becomes a fag hag, meets gay lions and men that don’t try...
– John Waters on the plot of Wizard of Oz (via exbestfriend)
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kelsium:
I’ve actually been thinking about this a lot lately because I’m coming to a point at which I’m realizing that I have to start making long term plans and putting future habits into place and I have never done that before. There was a time in my life when I sort of always just assumed I would kill myself before I had to do anything about anything, but—and this is obviously a good thing—I...