- Teresa Strasser: I don't like people who are bored easily and constantly need a challenge.
- Adam Carolla: Well, I get bored easily, but I decide to either take a nap or beat off.
December 2009
“Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.”
—Don Draper (via cocknbull)
November 2009
i think i could apply myself and do extremely well in life.
but that sounds difficult, so i’m on tumblr.
“Like the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’”
—Dr. Greg House, pilot episode 1x01 (via fuckyeahhousemd)
World's Least Respected Conservative Thinker: There Are Too Many Gays and Whores in Newsweek →
gawker.com
Fuck this lady. Dan Savage and Sasha Grey know what’s up.(via inadvisable)
Wait, we’re confused. How is it possible to have too many gays and whores?
Play
CAKE BOSS LOVES MAKING HIS FAT ITALIAN EMPLOYEES FIGHT EACH OTHER.
(via veronicathenoseylady)
“The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.”
—Alfred Adler (via psychotherapy)
"What the Mirror Said," by Lucille Clifton
listen,
you a wonder.
you a city
of a woman.
you got a geography
of your own.
listen,
somebody need a map
to understand you.
somebody need directions
to move around you.
listen,
woman,
you not a noplace
anonymous
girl;
mister with his hands on you
he got his hands on
some
damn
body!
“I know I may not be “traditionally pretty,” but playas line up around the block to make some time with me, and they aren’t even getting it right then. The line is just for the wristband, yo. The hotness is not about age, looks, body type, race - it is about honesty, knowing who you are and being who you are, without trying to front like you are different than you are. It is about the down deep authenticity of self, then living it, loving it and looking it.”
— Margaret Cho, on her blog
“Insanity is knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it.”
—Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation (via unpunk)
The Chanukah Song
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler, “The Chanukah Song”
“And feminism also dares to expect more from men. Feminism expects a man to be ethical, emotionally present, and accountable to his values in his actions with women- as well as with other men. Feminism loves men enough to expect them to act honorably and actually believes them capable of doing so. Feminism is a vision that expects men to go from being “just guys,” accepting whatever they might happen to do, to being just guys- capable of autonomy and authenticity, inspired by justice. That is, feminism believes that guys can become men.”
—Michael Kimmel, author of Guyland (via shinycrunchy) (via cocknbull) (via tiredofbeingignored)
WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF FISTING OMG
“hey you know what’d be fun and pleasurable? if i stuck my fist in your ass”
“So, this year, if anyone accuses you of hypocrisy for engaging with the Christmas spirit, don’t give them too hard a time. Crack open the brandy, crank up The Crystals, and remove your hands from around their neck.”
—Simon Price, The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas (via cocknbull) (via tiredofbeingignored)
LHC back on. →
nytimes.com
First low level collisions within the week; if all goes to plan.
CERN hopes to get up to 1.1 trillion electron volts by xmas … some xmas tree.
