December 2009
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if you're going to take the internet seriously,
ilikezombies: queefs: do us all a favor and get off please for the sake of the children if i’m on the internet i’m probably already getting off
Dec 29th
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“It is absurd to divide people into either good or bad. People are either...”
– Oscar Wilde (via ilikezombies)
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“If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are...”
– Lao Tzu (via yellowfeversf) (via arielfreak) (via nostalgicdreams) (via deconstruct) (via iwantmybearsuit) (via kathaub)
Dec 29th
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“After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our...”
– Richard Dawkins, from Chpt 1 of his 1998 book Unweaving the Rainbow (via designtumblelog) (via atheistramblings)
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i stayed awake for a day or two.
ilikezombies: i thought about the world, drank gin and watched the news. and there are some things i’ll never understand; why a country needs a god, and a woman needs a man.
Dec 29th
The odds of being on a plane that is targeted by...
ohyeahfacts: (source, via Mike Hudack)
Dec 29th
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Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
luminous-lu: sumladfrompa: driftingthroughspacetime: madmadmassacres: rawryourlife: disposedtolove: Nathaniel is compromised. kevin is ready for the storm hells ya Annie is the muffin girl “nick is sexy” Ladies… ;D ron is still home Well damn. ana is positive Briana is weeping her way through a razzmopolitan
Dec 29th
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“Dear God, we pay for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.”
– Bart Simpson (via hosullivan) (via clingtomymouth)
Dec 28th
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formspring →
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“I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.”
– Leslie Knope | Parks and Recreation - Tom’s Divorce (via fuckyeahparksandrecreation) leslie, we love you. (via feminism4fun) (via sexismandthecity) (via cocknbull)
Dec 26th
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“You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the...”
–  La science des rêves (via fuckyeahfrenchcinema) (via tobia) (via tiredofbeingignored)
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i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a...
(via bringtheruckuss)
Dec 25th
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Health Care Passes. Now What? →
(via newsweek)
Dec 24th
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“No. Yes.”
– Exhausted Senate majority leader HARRY REID (D - Nevada), mistakenly casting the former vote, then correcting with the latter, on the Senate healthcare reform plan. (via the New York Times) We must admit, we kinda understand. (via inothernews) (via newsweek)
Dec 24th
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“Six months ago I was getting booed by my own audience when I would make jokes...”
–  Bill Maher, interviewed by Joe Scarborough, for our ‘Interview Issue’ (via newsweek)
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WatchWatch
soul-element: Alicia Keys ft. Stephen Colbert - Empire State of Mind
Dec 23rd
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Listenfashionofthechrist: “Cheap and Cheerful” by The...
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“You think people wanna die? I had a great time being alive. I fucking loved it!...”
– Rudy Holt (via cocknbull)
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