December 2009
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if you're going to take the internet seriously,
ilikezombies:
queefs:
do us all a favor and get off
please
for the sake of the children
if i’m on the internet i’m probably already getting off
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It is absurd to divide people into either good or bad. People are either...
– Oscar Wilde (via ilikezombies)
If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are...
– Lao Tzu (via yellowfeversf) (via arielfreak) (via nostalgicdreams) (via deconstruct) (via iwantmybearsuit) (via kathaub)
After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our...
– Richard Dawkins, from Chpt 1 of his 1998 book Unweaving the Rainbow (via designtumblelog) (via atheistramblings)
i stayed awake for a day or two.
ilikezombies:
i thought about the world, drank gin and watched the news. and there are some things i’ll never understand; why a country needs a god, and a woman needs a man.
The odds of being on a plane that is targeted by...
ohyeahfacts:
(source, via Mike Hudack)
Go to googlism.com, search your name, and post the...
luminous-lu:
sumladfrompa:
driftingthroughspacetime:
madmadmassacres:
rawryourlife:
disposedtolove:
Nathaniel is compromised.
kevin is ready for the storm hells ya
Annie is the muffin girl
“nick is sexy”
Ladies… ;D
ron is still home
Well damn.
ana is positive
Briana is weeping her way through a razzmopolitan
Dear God, we pay for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
– Bart Simpson (via hosullivan) (via clingtomymouth)
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formspring →
I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.
– Leslie Knope | Parks and Recreation - Tom’s Divorce (via fuckyeahparksandrecreation)
leslie, we love you.
(via feminism4fun)
(via sexismandthecity) (via cocknbull)
You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the...
– La science des rêves (via fuckyeahfrenchcinema) (via tobia) (via tiredofbeingignored)
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a...
(via bringtheruckuss)
Health Care Passes. Now What? →
(via newsweek)
No. Yes.
– Exhausted Senate majority leader HARRY REID (D - Nevada), mistakenly casting the former vote, then correcting with the latter, on the Senate healthcare reform plan.
(via the New York Times)
We must admit, we kinda understand.
(via inothernews) (via newsweek)
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Six months ago I was getting booed by my own audience when I would make jokes...
– Bill Maher, interviewed by Joe Scarborough, for our ‘Interview Issue’ (via newsweek)
soul-element:
Alicia Keys ft. Stephen Colbert - Empire State of Mind
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You think people wanna die? I had a great time being alive. I fucking loved it!...
– Rudy Holt (via cocknbull)
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