March 2009
“I have no idea who William Beckett is but he is out of his mind. He is either messing with you or he hates you.”
—Gerard Way, on William Beckett’s ridiculous suggestion that the Jonas Brothers 3D movie > Watchmen (via uberhaupt)
“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche (via psychotherapy) (via quote-book) (via finallyseeing) (via aodouls)
“You know what? You’re an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it’s gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.”
—Golly, Harriet the Spy (via willmccloud) (via tryingtofindthewords) (via firecrackers) (via aodouls)
“I wake up some mornings hating me too.”
—Rahm Emanuel, on his reputation as a Democratic attack dog (Chicago Tribune, Nov. 12, 2006)
“We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.”
—Clark Griswold, National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
I would say that this pretty much sums up most people’s lives… leading them to long for something… but they never know what…
” —Frank Zappa (via littlemiss, iguessthatscool, libbylovesnyc, wildephotog, themanwhocriedwolf, lexicaljewel) (via justalittlefaith) (via aodouls)
“i never understood those people who said, “enjoy high school, these are the greatest four years of your life”. i hated high school, man, i fucking HATED high school. i hated everything about it. i hated the classes, i hated the teachers, i hated the building itself - made out of the cinder block walls painted in mismatched high school colors, i hated going to lunch at 10 o’clock in the morning! i hated all the cliques, y’know? the jocks, and the fuckin’ stoners and the metal heads and the rockers and the popular kids i really hated cause i wasn’t one, and the theater fags i REALLY hated cause i WAS one. i hated waking up at 6:30 in the morning in january and praying to god for DEATH TO COME AND TAKE ME. because DEATH would have been preferable to getting on the school bus which i had to take through my senior year of high school in 1988. so you know what? i didn’t love the ’80s. for me, they were a fucking disaster.”
—michael ian black (via vinyls) (via saportacus)(via elliep) (via firecrackers) (via aodouls)
“I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs.”
—Chris Martin
“‘Tis needful that the most immodest word be looked upon and learned.”
—William Shakespeare
“i want to study the geography of your body. i want to start a revolution with you. i want to write secret notes on your back as you sleep next to me. but what i really want is to tell you that regardless of everything, i love you. even if you never love me back… i love you. i hope that when you’re laying in bed after a night spent in some distant state or country, watching terrible tv, that you don’t feel alone. i love you.”
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You Are Remarkable (via seasoned)
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“Pity the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic for he stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.”
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“OK Magazine: Have you ever experienced an intense relationship like that?
Robert Pattinson: I’ve never experienced that but it must be an amazing feeling to say: “I absolutely need you.” Sometimes I feel like that about a cheeseburger.” —People Magazine
Robert Pattinson: I’ve never experienced that but it must be an amazing feeling to say: “I absolutely need you.” Sometimes I feel like that about a cheeseburger.” —People Magazine
“I thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do.”
—Tina Fey, while accepting her first of three Emmys
“Well, it’s important for famous people to be an example for gay teens. If they stay in the closet, they’re going to make a lot more money. I go to the same gym as Anderson Cooper. When I look at him lifting those 5-pound weights, it makes me think, ‘He’s just trying to live his life and be all that he can be.’ But he still goes to the gayest gym in New York.”
—Rufus Wainwright, to SPIN Magazine (June 2007)
Does anyone else ever feel like Jon hates his plus 9?
(via aodouls)
