November 2010
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The worst part of being in love with a Swiss girl...
Not to mention she’s going home in seven months.
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Watchthedailywhat:
SNL Digital Short of the Day: The not-so-triumphant return of partners in attempted-crime Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (Andy Samberg). HA HA!
[snl.]
Earlier: Rihanna and Shy Ronnie are like fire and ice.
“I forgot my money, and also this guy. C’mon, we’re gonna have sex. Toodaloo!” “Uh oh, boner alert!” Rihanna stole the show!
October 2010
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Tumblr is down is the new I can't find a good...
“I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in...”
– Dwight Schrute (via lyrically-yours) (via everglows) (via doyouneedtolove) (via affably, -returntosender)
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amazon v. ebay
Should I sell my collection of magazines (nothing that good, mostly RS and Newsweek from the last few years) on Amazon or Ebay?
I’ve read that Amazon has cheaper listing fees, but takes longer to sell your items. I know a few of y’all sell used books and the like, so let me know what you think.
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The Drifters, “Save the Last Dance for...
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“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...”
– Ira Glass (via smut-to-go)
intheconcertroom replied to your quote: BRIANA, DO YOUR HOMEWORK INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT…
You should TOTALLY be Pizza Girl. (Hey fellow QC reader hey!)
I’m kind of familiar with Questionable Content but had to Google Pizza Girl. What I had in mind was a regular ol’ pizza costume but I’m glad a pizza superhero exists.
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“BRIANA, DO YOUR HOMEWORK INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT BEING PIZZA GIRL.”
– Mom, re: my possible Halloween costume
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Oh, hello, everyone who was gleefully ridiculing... →
malefeminists:
janedoe225:
paradiseinprocess:
girlvanized:
Charlie Sheen has a decades-long drug problem and is a shitty actor as well as a documented wife beater, and yet he gets a top rated sitcom and completely escapes your malicious schadenfreude every damn time.
Make no mistake, it’s no coincidence he avoids mass ridicule and he’s not young, female, or queer, whereas Lindsay is and...
Just recognized a weirdo from school in my matches...
Awkward.
ctrain:
Oh — so if you want updates about Firu the dog, he has a page on Facebook that updates frequently (“Firu’s Journey”).
Look at him with his blankieeees!
Firu’s new owner said Ellen and Portia personally donated like $2500 and even more in dog food. I cried. Poor little mate is looking a lot better.
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Windows Movie Maker is giving me agida. I know most sensible people don’t use Movie Maker to make .gifs, but it seems like the easiest method since I don’t know my way around Photoshop. Anyway, I tried loading an .avi movie for editing and it recognized the audio stream but not the video. I Googled around, as you do, and apparently other people have had this issue and fixed it with a...
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“Life is simple: Your happiness will be based completely on luck and genetics....”
– George Carlin (via bohemea)
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gpoy marathon finish line proofs
morninggloria:
1. The thrill of personal victory.
2. Ugly cry-face
3. Ow, my ass.
The series continues with “Ow, my knees,” and “Where is the water?”
Look at those victory arms! Yay morninggloria!
One time my shrink and I were talking about meth
and she said if she had one wish, it would be that methamphetamine never existed because some of her patients’ parents were crackheads and troublemakers. I think if I had a personal wish, I would wish never to be sleep deprived again. That was actually one of her questions, my one wish for myself, and I asked if I could think about it until next week. Then we never brought it up again.
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Russell Brand is goofy looking but I would have...
True story. He’s charming the pants off of Ellen DeGeneres as we speak.
