corgiaddict: corgi ears make excellent portable satellite signal receivers. this corgi’s ears come with a frequency particularly receptive to led zeppelin. rock on, lil corgi, rock on. onlyhumanvictoria: So very rarely do we bring something home for ourselves. That’s not to say that we don’t have a wish list! At the top of my wish list was a TIVOLI PAL radio. And this week my wish came...
You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant.– Elena Kagan, after being asked by Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), where she was during the attempted airline bombing on Christmas Day (via savingpaper) (via faithandbegorrah) (via morninggloria)
ugh my dream scenario is for two opposing players...
stevemcqueef: beckysanspants: ashleefo-fashlee:ophelian: i don’t think you know how much i’ve always wanted that to happen ok since i was like 12 years old my dad watches a lot of football i got bored when i was younger I really really approve of this post I would start watching sports Chea. Yeah, I need more violent making out in my life.
it's weird how you first follow someone on tumblr...
clingtomymouth: and as time passes, even if you don’t interact with them, little by little you learn more information about them until you know their names, location, their friends, their family, what they do, what and who they love, what and who they hate, their even tempers or bad tempers, and on and on until you kind of “know” them, maybe without even saying a word. it’s fucking weird. ...
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stevemcqueef: escape “Why don’t you smile?” even in the middle of the desert. Old Hipster: “Why don’t you put a smile on that pretty face?” Me: “Why don’t I put my foot up your ass?” I may have to borrow your response, as I haven’t used that one before.
This was in today's Dear Abby. Thought you'd like...
stfuconservatives: goldengateblond: stfuconservatives: sluthaditcoming: DEAR ABBY: My view of feminism is very broad and is based on the belief that women are — and should be — politically, socially and economically equal to men. I am dumbfounded when I hear young women proudly proclaim that they are not feminists after learning that I am. What is the appropriate response when comments...
The women were passing messages saying “Please come and kill me, because of...– Daily Kos | Kids sodomized at Abu Ghraib, Pentagon has the videos - Hersh July 6, 2004 I just learned Hersh was followed by a comedian at the ACLU Membership Conference he gave this talk at. How in the hell do you follow that? (via sexartandpolitics:ihatethismess) (via afghanipoppy) (via...
Equality Myth: Today We Ask: Can Legislation Help... →
We’ve already told you how much we love Mae Jemison (and more on her to come soon), but this week we looked at her story, and asked what she would do to improve the lot of women in science, tech, engineering and math. Her answer was interesting: … Honestly? This approach makes a huge… Take this motherfucking subconscious word association test! I took the one about bias...
people in cars
Dad: Who is the guy behind us in the Rolls? Hang on... (maneuvering to let him pass)
Me: Is that a guy thing? The insatiable need to find out who drives a vehicle? Last time I was with Adam he demanded I pass this person driving like a dickbag so we could see who was behind the wheel. Who cares? Why not just keep driving--
Dad: Excuse me! Why do human beings go to space?
Dad: Curiosity! "Who the fuck is this guy" is a legitimate path of inquiry!
In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right...– Dwight Kurt Shrute III (via hil-arrr-y)
hil-arrr-y: I need a motherfucking sandwich coaster!
6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For... →
gadgetry: abqandnotu: #2. Wasting your life on the Internet may stave off dementia. cue the “TOO BAD I AM ALREADY DEMENTED”
God Save the Queef: "promiscuous" women are doing... →
okay? Because we’re sleeping with all the world’s terrible men so you don’t have to! Ain’t that something? Don’t come at me with this “I feel sorry for you” business or I will come at you with this “you need a pair of hot, glistening testicles on your face” business. I’m a big girl, I’m not…
I accidentally unfollowed a couple people
while fucking around on my iTouch, but I’m pretty sure I found and refollowed all of them. Just wanted to clarify. Sorry about that, folks.
did you hear about that new anti-depressant made...
morninggloria: It’s called Brozac. http://instantrimshot.com/ ♥
Dakota.– Kristen Stewart, re: “Who’s the best kisser, Rob or Taylor?” (via vaincre) (via uberhaupt)
Existentialism isn’t so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God...– Jean-Paul Sartre (via unpunk)
I know it's a bad day when craigslist posting for...
ipomoea: greengrey: oportspangles: $7000 dollars? yes please I could never do it. You have to *shudder* not drink. And take horrifying hormone treatments. And give yourself shots in the stomach every day, and deal with crazy cramps and hormones and UGH. Also, I have weird feelings about egg donation and such after being a foster family for years and seeing the system. I have kind of...