If you want to destroy all the inherent joy in something, slap a grade on it. Go ahead; I’ll wait. Put a grade on your bleary, early-morning coffee-making skills, or set a number of minutes of daily television-watching required to achieve aptitude, or hell, challenge yourself to finish peeing in record time, and watch as the fun (or even the absolute neutrality) of these things is eroded, little by little, until it becomes a chore to drink coffee, watch TV, or take a leak.
Then compare how well you do on those chores compared to your peers, and watch your self-respect begin to circle down that little, demoralizing drain shaped like a “C” — a statistically average mark — written in red ink.” —
Ugh yes. Why is gym class graded? We actually had TESTS in it, on the rules of football and basketball, and WHY.
Gym class was the bane of my pathetic fourteen-year-old existence.
Thank you! I’ll definitely check it out.
GMail is about a hundred thousand times better than Outlook.
One of these days I’ll make the switch to GMail! I used Outlook until I opened a corrupted message or something and it stopped working. Now I just use Webmail (that’s right, my primary email is through Earthlink). >:(
The same people who find Anne Hathaway interesting or amusing are the same people who are fond of Zooey Deschanel, luke warm showers, the missionary position, backgammon, blowup dolls, etc.
Hoping for Annette.
Annette got robbed!
I need to do touch ups to smooth out the letters, but here they are!
- I like Tumblr a lot
- but the search function sucks
- the servers and overall stability are shitty
- the queue feature sucks sometimes
- Pictures of Walk for Choice signs do not suck!!
BUT NOT IN CHARLOTTE. FUCK.
booyahgrandmere replied to your quote: You two should be happy you’re as tall as you are,…
It is my dream to be 5’7”. Unfortunately I am gigantic.
No way, tall women are beautiful! You’re, like, the cream of the evolutionary crop!
Mom, the voice of reason
I’m 5’5” and my sister is 5’7”, for the record. I wouldn’t mind being a couple inches taller.
“My struggle against my marginalization is not my hobby” I literally do not have the vocal muscles to yell EXACTLY as loudly as I’d like to
Can you write something about the House’s vote to pull funding from Planned Parenthood? As one of the millions of people in this country who have taken advantage of Planned Parenthood’s amazing services, I am outraged. Planned Parenthood spreads awareness across the nation and provides many with life-saving health care that they couldn’t access anywhere else. I, for one, don’t want an STD epidemic…or worse, a teen pregnancy epidemic that will put Gloucester High and MTV reality shows to shame. Hopefully your fantastically sassy self has some insight here.
Insight? Yeah, vote. While you’re at it, don’t ever vote Republican. It’s pretty obvious they’re all a bunch of anti-woman, anti-choice, anti-science assholes pandering to a base of semi-retarded Nascar fans.
Better yet, openly shame your religious friends for their belief system’s intrusion into the political sphere. That malignant “the bible says” bullshit is the primary source of humanity’s willful ignorance on the topic of female reproductive health.
Yes, that’s right. This all comes back to religion. This is about abortion, people. This is about a bunch of delusional pro-lifers so blind in their faith that they can’t even properly interpret the artificial will of an imaginary lawmaker in the sky.
Here in America, only the creepy Jesus freaks think their religious doctrine supercedes a woman’s reproductive rights, and now that they can’t openly legislate their way into your uterus, they’re gonna find whatever bureaucratic back door they can to defund and dismantle the safe and legal family planning services that currently exist.
So I say again, don’t ever vote Republican, and if you really wanna do you civic duty, call up your congressman and make sure the bastard is on the right side of this. At the very least, sign this petition.