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thecranium:
PSA: if anyone is ever a witness to a dog that lives outside on a chain or in a pen with no shelter, no companions, no interaction with other living things, contact a Dogs Deserve Better rep in your area. They are dedicated to freeing* chained dogs and placing them in loving home environments.
*Yes, they do this legally. Usually.
My parents’ dog lived in similar conditions...
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30 rock, "the aftermath"
Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
[Tracy leaves the room.]
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.
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Wow. In Which Marie Claire Breaks Down Women...
newsweek:
LATE NIGHT, BY THE NUMBERS:
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Male writers: 19 Female writers: 1
Conan Male writers: 17 Female writers: 1
The Colbert Report Male writers: 16 Female writers: 1
The Late Show With David Letterman Male writers: 13 Female writers: 1
Lopez Tonight Male writers: 12 Female writers: 1
Jimmy Kimmel Live! Male writers: 10 Female writers: 1
The...
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Sry fr th spm
Tumblr won’t let me delete the repeat posts.
Oh wait they’re gone now. Bouge de là.
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A Danzig Story
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
this-bodys-fabric:
hellyeahfuckyeahshityeah:
This Danzig tweet above is based on a true story. My pal Brendan, from @Filmdrunk’s podcast, knows Justin, the guy that runs @ShitMyDadSays, and he lives next to Danzig in Los Feliz. Here’s the story in chat form:
Here’s a picture of said bricks.
Here’s Danzig washing his Jaguar.
hahahahahahaha
Wait, I...
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July 19th, 2005
fuckyeahsummeroflike:
wrote you a goodbye note (you just wrote me off) on your arm when you passed out. bestfriends, exfriends- better off as lovers not the other way around. racing through the city in the back of yellow checkered cars. the takeoffs are the worst but the skin from your shoulder to your ear makes it all worth it. and im sorry the way my moods flicker on and off like old light...
“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty...”
– Elizabeth Taylor (via straightlikeindianhair)
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Christina Hendricks to play Lois Lane in new... →
singofthedamage:
mooserrific:
whiskeyonsunday:
This is the hottest news I’ve heard all day.
UNF UNF UNF AMAZING
Lord god in heaven. *__________*
“To live is to be photographed, to have a record of one’s life, and therefore to...”
– Yesterday’s gruesome photographs out of Afghanistan show how little has changed in the seven years since Susan Sontag wrote this piece about Abu Ghraib.
Things like this make me very quiet inside.
(via sexartandpolitics)
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booyahgrandmere replied to your post: depressing story and accompanying request
Awww. If I lived in Philly I would take him to the art museum!
Awww, thank you. I bet he would wear his fancy penny loafers with the tassels and make unsolicited comments about how tall you are.
jessr replied to your post: depressing story and accompanying request
I don’t live near you so I don’t know of any, but if you make some calls to some high schools in the area, you’ll probably find something. My high school used to have something like that. Good luck to you and your pop-pop
Thank you!! I am seriously considering this. It’s kind of a weird request but I bet I can find...
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stfuconservatives:
pixyled:
Long read. But WORTH it
thehighshelf:
uhuh-she-said:
Because a White Guy Said It
Listen,
It does not matter what you say. As a woman, as a woman of color, as a woman of size, as a woman with large breasts or no breasts and a lifetime of experience with bucket loads of passion. It does not fucking matter.*
Because unless there is a white guy backing you up,...
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Brandi Carlile, “The Story”
All of...
Overheard at 92Y
92y:
Him: Is Yiddish hard to learn? Her: No. It’s all insults and words for sex and food.
My Jewish bff told me the same thing about Yiddish.
depressing story and accompanying request
I’m interested in a program, not unlike Big Brothers Big Sisters in reverse, where a young adult hangs out with a senior citizen and takes him on day trips to the art museum - you know, just to get him out of the house. Seriously, I think an arrangement like that probably exists somewhere! Some 73 y/o gets to go to the movies and a 20 y/o gets volunteer hours. Awesome!
My grandfather, the...
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“Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for...”
– Rorschach, Watchmen Chapter VI: “The Abyss Gazes Also” (via fuckyeahexistentialism)
“It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do fucking Glee. And then the guy...”
– Dave Grohl on Ryan Murphy: ‘F-ck That Guy’ | Vulture
(via popculturebrain)
Thanks Dave Grohl. The world needs to hear this.
(via solblurgh)
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“A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54...”
– Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in her vagina (via edp)
Get it, girl.
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pot humor
I saw on Twitter that Doug Benson is doing stand-up around here next Friday… I don’t think I’m gonna go, but I thought about it! I remember liking Super High Me and his podcast is pretty good. Tickets are like $25, which is totally decent.
I haven’t spent money on anything fun in a long time so maybe I’ll go if I can get hot Swiss friend to come with me. We saw a...
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