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January 2012

“This story’s gonna grab people. It’s about this guy: he’s crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He’s torn, Georgie. This is drama.” —Edward D. Wood, Jr., Ed Wood (via cocknbull)
Jan 31, 201210 notes
#ed wood
Play
Jan 31, 201210,028 notes
#Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable
Jan 31, 2012485 notes
#parks and recreation #leslie knope #ben wyatt
No Church in the Wild (feat. Frank Ocean) Jay-Z & Kanye West

hiphopmusicblog:

No Church In The Wild (feat. Frank Ocean) - Jay-Z & Kanye West

Jan 31, 2012365 notes
#jay-z #kanye west #watch the throne
Today in "I didn't know they were Black!!": Ludwig Van Beethoven

theafrosistuh:

SOURCE

The true identity of Ludwig van Beethoven, long considered Europe’s greatest classical music composer.  Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion.:

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” Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: “Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.”

Emil Ludwig, in his book “Beethoven,” says: “His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].”

Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book “An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,” wrote “His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.”

C. Czerny stated, “His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.”

Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, “dark”; Bettina von Armin, “brown”; Schindler, “red and brown”; Rellstab, “brownish”; Gelinek, “short, dark.”

Newsweek, in its Sept. 23, 1991 issue stated, “Afrocentrism ranges over the whole panorama of human history, coloring in the faces: from Australopithecus to the inventors of mathematics to the great Negro composer Beethoven.”

And yet Western “scholars” want you to believe that Beethoven looked like:

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Jan 30, 20127,316 notes
#My history lesson for the morning #ludwig van beethoven
Jan 30, 2012419 notes
#queer as folk #brian kinney #gale harold
Jan 30, 2012161 notes
#stephen colbert #maurice sendak #the colbert report
Jan 30, 201243 notes
#I need to take a moment #bill cosby #the cosby show
Jan 29, 201278 notes
#christina aguilera
“In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: ‘Is it good, friend?’
‘It is bitter - bitter,’ he answered;
‘But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.’”
—Stephen Crane, “In the Desert” (via denyingbravado)
Jan 29, 201298 notes
#stephen crane #poetry
Jan 28, 201217 notes
#tina fey #annie leibovitz #vanity fair
Jan 28, 201221 notes
#ellen degeneres #portia de rossi
Jan 28, 201210,583 notes
#feminism
Jan 28, 20121,736 notes
#maurice sendak #the colbert report #newt gingrich
Jan 28, 2012161 notes
#in treatment #gabriel byrne #mia wasikowska #talk therapy #psychotherapy #gifs #happiness
Jan 28, 2012619 notes
“The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between this profusion of matter and the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.” —

André Malraux, Les Noyers de l’Altenburg (The Walnut Trees of Altenburg)

(via seatofdeliberation)

Jan 28, 2012405 notes
#andre malraux #existentialism
Jan 28, 201214 notes
#That could be the pills talking I dunno.
Jan 28, 20123,834 notes
#david lynch #iphone #gif
Jan 27, 201272 notes
#mz sunday luv #autostraddle #alternative lifestyle haircut #tattoos #disc jockey #ambient music #minimal techno
Jan 27, 20121,046 notes
#dita von teese
Jan 27, 2012190 notes
#batman #clayface #poison ivy #the riddler #two-face #the joker #catwoman #mr. freeze #the penguin #harley quinn #ra's al ghul #talia al ghul #dc comics #illustration #comics #superheroes #supervillains #art
Jan 27, 2012115 notes
#my chemical romance #the trocadero #brian woodward #alternative press #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #concert photography #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love
Jan 27, 20121,179 notes
#pineapple express #james franco #danny mcbride
Jan 27, 201214 notes
#Bo Obama #Joe Biden #Barack Obama #Rick Perry
Jan 26, 20125 notes
#dessert
Jan 26, 2012196 notes
#2012 Awards Season #2012 Oscars #Natasha Vagras-Cooper
“If I had a wrap of speed and a little bag of weed and some proper coffee and some ProPlus and a bottle of Night Nurse and some mushrooms and some books, I could bang out a statement in half-an-hour and it’d be brilliant. But I don’t.” —Vod, Fresh Meat (via cocknbull)
Jan 26, 20129 notes
#fresh meat #zawe ashton #channel 4
Play
Jan 26, 2012752 notes
#In Case You Missed It #stephen colbert #the colbert report #maurice sendak
Jan 26, 2012315 notes
#gerard way #my chemical romance #HQ #big day out #mark metcalfe
Jan 26, 2012158 notes
“To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves. What good was pride to me—and not seeing you and letting you lie awake night after night? No good! It only served to bring the fire down on me! You think that time heals and walls hide things, but it isn’t true, it isn’t true! When things get that deep inside you there isn’t anybody can change them.” —Federico García Lorca, Blood Wedding, II:1.  (via farmolio)
Jan 26, 2012416 notes
#federico garcia lorca #blood wedding #bodas de sangre #tragedy #theatre
Jan 26, 201233 notes
#married to the sea #webcomics #atheism #libertarianism
Jan 25, 2012278 notes
#fiona apple #rolling stone
Jan 25, 2012610 notes
#the daily show #the moment they realized they would lose
Jan 25, 20121,241 notes
#gabrielle giffords #barack obama #state of the union address #gif
“

Jimmy Fallon likes being bossed around by women, and tried to surround himself with an all-female stage crew — that’s the claim of a fired staffer who’s suing Jimmy and NBC Universal for discrimination.

In the lawsuit, filed in Manhattan, Paul Tarascio — claims he was dropped from his position as first stage manager at “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” … and replaced by a “totally incompetent woman” back in early 2010.

In the documents, obtained by TMZ … Tarascio accuses Fallon of “gender bias” — and says he wasn’t the only victim. He claims other male staffers, such as audio technicians and a Prop-Master were also replaced by women at Jimmy’s request.

Tarascio also alleges his replacement was “a less qualified woman” who constantly asked him how to do the job, and screwed up her stage manager duties.

In the docs, Tarascio says Jimmy’s director, David Diomedi, told him, “Jimmy just prefers to take direction from a woman.” He also claims that — under pressure from producers — Diomedi “knowingly fabricated alleged performance issues” about Tarascio.

Tarascio is suing for punitive damages and lost wages.

”
—

Well that’s………different.

Jimmy Fallon — Lawsuit Claims He’s Into Female Domination … at Work | TMZ.com

(via jessica-messica)

So it’s a big fucking deal when someone has a staff full of women, but the practically all-male writing staffs of The Daily Show, Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan are perfectly acceptable business as usual?  I see.

(via historicalupstart)

Jan 24, 201232 notes
#jimmy fallon #tmz #late night with jimmy fallon
Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF

cognitivedissonance:

His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:

Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?

Barney Frank: No.

Interviewer: Why not?

Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?

Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it. 

Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?

Jan 23, 20124,127 notes
#barney frank #decriminalization #the new york times #marijuana
Jan 21, 201255 notes
#garrett morris #saturday night live #the oprah winfrey show
Jan 21, 201246 notes
#twitter #joe paterno
Jan 20, 201297 notes
#David Bowie #Mick Jagger #KISS HIM!
Listen

Rihanna - Unfaithful

Jan 20, 20121 note
#rihanna #a girl like me
Jan 20, 201247,118 notes
#lesbians are awesome
Jan 20, 201228 notes
#lynz #mindless self indulgence #john nikolai #lindsey way
Jan 20, 2012691 notes
#el wood #tattoos #self-portrait
Jan 19, 20123,734 notes
#feminism #etsy

sixtyforty:

GIRLS CAN WEAR JEANS AND

CUT THEIR HAIR SHORT

WEAR SHIRTS AND BOOTS

IT’S OK TO BE A BOY

BUT FOR A BOY TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL IS DEGRADING

BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT BEING A GIRL IS DEGRADING

BUT SECRETLY

YOU’D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE

WOULDN’T YOU

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A GIRL

Jan 19, 201255 notes
#madonna #the cement garden
Jan 19, 2012914 notes
#good will hunting #matt damon #gif
The First Casualty of the Wiki Blackout

lazybookreviews:

Having just learned that female hyenas have phalli and give birth through their clits, I have been prevented from spending the next two hours avidly absorbing information about the horrors of various forms of atypical mating rituals.

But, you know, all in a good cause.

Jan 18, 201280 notes

Like honestly if we follow each other I expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever I’m in your city

Jan 16, 201258,385 notes
#eat your Chex #use your good conditioner #sleep with your stuffed animals #given sponge baths
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