March 2012
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thatonegirlsierra:
I hope Rick Santorum gets really trashed and pukes up vodka and tells all his friends I AM NEVER DRINKING VODKA AGAIN YOU GUYS and then he goes to sleep and when he wakes up the next morning he goes to drink out of the water bottle on the nightstand but it’s actually filled with vodka.
February 2012
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Watchbrooklynmutt:
Quentin Tarantino’s favorite camera angle — looking up at the actors.
(TIME via Have You Seen This)
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Ugh, the “religious freedom” quote attributed to President Obama is fake. As STFU Conservatives pointed out, it was originally posted by a commenter on Topix.
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here's the ugly truth, all
nom-chompsky:
you want to think you’re well-loved and creative like leslie
you want to think you’re an attractive and endearing numbers robot nerd like ben
you want to think you don’t give a fuck like ron
you want to think you’re hilarious with a lake house and a benz and men to fill it like donna
you want to think your dry humor cuts to the core like april
you want to think that every...
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kitty-to-karen:
Leave it to Grandpa Lizard to interject every single complaint I have with something having to do with Vietnam.
Age 8: “You think Mission, Texas is terrible? I wish I could’ve taken you to Khe Sanh in 1968! THAT was terrible.”
Age 12: “You can’t find shoes you like? WE DIDN’T HAVE SHOES IN KHE SANH!”
Age 16: “You don’t like your friends? I lost seventeen of them in Khe Sanh!”
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TRENDING: Bill Maher puts one-million dollars... →
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I need screenshots of the audience members with...
BRB
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
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“Ever notice how the women in Cosmopolitan magazine so often look like they’re a...”
– Madonna, Lady Gaga, and Breaking the Male Gaze | Fatshionista (via filigrees, curvesahead) (via kitty-to-karen)
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I haven't seen any of the movies nominated for...
tehblackbirdisincognito:
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Step 157: Do not be emotionally vested in the...
adulting:
Inspired by the fact that righteous Rihanna anger/defense has cluttered up my feed, a quick note.
Rihanna owes you nothing, and will give you nothing. Her body and mind belong to her, not you. Your relationship to Rihanna is to spectate, or not; buy her music, or not. You are not Rihanna’s older sister or best girlfriend. She’s a pop star, not a referendum on whether or not domestic...
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cviper replied to your photo
i’m fairly certain (from my instinctual guy knowledge) is that it’s just an appreciation of a girls physical features and thats all there is to it
Why did you even reply to this post? Nobody cares about your fucking “instinctual guy knowledge.”
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tr3cool:
life without homoerotic subtext would be life without meaning
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motomu:
this weekend im gonna rewatch life on the murder scene and cry
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