March 2012
Listen
If I Die Young - The Band Perry
Lizard called me this morning and the radio on his end was turned up pretty loud. I asked him to turn it down. He says, “Hold on, I love this song…the shaaaarp knife of a shooort liiiiiiife…”
Lizard.
Fuck Tha Police
N.W.A
N.W.A - Fuck tha Police
Think of me while you’re out gallivanting tomorrow afternoon, because I’m seeing a new shrink and then I have four more pages of this paper to write! :(
Zou Bisou Bisou
Gillian Hills
Zou Bisou Bisou, Gillian Hills
This song will be stuck in my head now tho.
This song is threatening to make me choke on my own tongue.
Cornel West had to reschedule a local speaking event for March 26, and it sold out really quickly. I’m disappointed :(
“[…] But my main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin. If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon. And I think they are right to expect that all of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness it deserves, and that we’re going to get to the bottom of exactly what happened.”
—PRESIDENT OBAMA, on the Trayvon Martin case
This white woman in the airport is giving me the stinkeye.
Dude.
Clint Eastwood has seven kids with five women. That’s cray. Can I slutshame Clint Eastwood?…Cuz that seems like a lot. Like, not even exaggerating a lot. Fuckin’ put a caramel square between your knees, Pepaw Eastwood. I wish I had some kind of fundie joke to pepper this post with.
“It’s that thing where the only way to cope with the reality of your situation is to pretend it doesn’t exist; because flippancy is a privilege you don’t own but you’re going to pretend you do anyway.”
—Mark Aguhar (via boysoprano)
Also, you realize that the Democrats ran Kerry/Edwards in 2004, right? I mean, I’m not defending the current state of the Republican party at all, but I’m saying that we don’t exactly have a great recent track record of putting viable shit up against incumbents.
I wasted an hour staring at a blank word doc, only to realize the due date's been pushed back 'til Wednesday.
Other than the standard airline sites, where do you guys look for discounted plane tickets? I’m going to a wedding in Miami on April 15 and don’t want to drive. (I am probably going to end up driving.)
Charlotte Douglas International or thereabouts → Miami International
The greatest pickup line ever.
So our basketball team traveled to Italy to do some exhibition games during the summer and we’re friends with one of the players so he told us about this conversation between one of the players and this girl over there.
Him: So what’s your major?
Her: Biology
Him: Oh, I love looking at stars too!How genius is that? Regardless of major I’m going to start using that line everywhere. Oh you’re a Finance major? I love looking at stars too!
I’ll keep you guys updated.
Mine too! She loved Davy Jones. I call him “The accessible Paul”.
He IS the accessible Paul! I feel like our moms would be buds.
