July 2012
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bohemea replied to your post: Is Seth MacFarlane gay? I don’t enjoy his work at…
My Seth MacFarlane feelings are mixed too. He dated Amanda Bynes.
Oh okay. We were watching the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (I know, I know) and after the millionth gay joke about Seth, someone asked if he was actually gay and/or closeted. I was like, “I don’t think so. Wait,...
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el-masreya:
Slavery: “GET OVER IT!”
Imperialism: “GET OVER IT!”
Exploitation: “GET OVER IT!”
World Starvation: “GET OVER IT”
Genocide: “GET OVER IT!”
Occupation: “GET OVER IT!”
9/11: “NEVER FORGET!”
June 2012
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Is Seth MacFarlane gay? I don’t enjoy his work at all, but there’s something very charming and likable about him. Great smile, totally mellifluous voice, the list goes on. It’s a shame his show and its fans are so fucking annoying.
(None of this has anything to do with him being an eligible bachelor gay, I’m just riffing.)
I asked Kara about this and she was like,...
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How can anyone in Texas claim to be pro-life when...
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TV episodes charming enough to watch twice are few and far between, but somehow those are the ones I wind up deleting by mistake? Par exemple,
Julianne Moore’s appearance on Anderson. She and Andy handled exotic animals. She is so beautiful it’s not even funny, and the two of them had a nice rapport going on. (AC’s fucking website is down, in case you were tempted to go and...
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kelsium:
Showering is exhausting. My hair’s just going to get oily again tomorrow.
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a guide to pete wentz's twitter
nearlyvelveteen:
cryptic romanelli x starbucks x clandestine for my sweet lil dude cryptic new black cards mix hey peep the new travis barker track yo @GabrielSaporta we need to hang soon you in ny? new panic song is bonkers cryptic cryptic photo: yup you bet I traveled to another foreign country five questions go no fob isn’t getting back together right now @PatrickStump miss you dude #cryptic
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alsson:
affably:
Barack comes on TV. My grandmother says, “I can’t stand him.” (She is racist as fuck.) I say, “But Mom Mom, he’s so handsome.” She says, “That don’t mean anything if the people are starving!” Repeat.
Doesn’t sound racist to me. Sounds perfect. I guess we can count on her voting against his holiness come November. We’ll need every vote. I fear the dope might win again.
Yo...
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Barack comes on TV. My grandmother says, “I can’t stand him.” (She is racist as fuck.) I say, “But Mom Mom, he’s so handsome.” She says, “That don’t mean anything if the people are starving!” Repeat.
“Don’t underestimate how much antagonism there is toward women and how many...”
– Nora Ephron’s commencement speech at Wellesley College in 1996 (via rachelfershleiser)
Don’t mind me, just marg-drunk and crying on my couch (via thewordunheard)
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tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
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“Leaving Syria to descend into the kind of sectarian violence that devastated...”
– Niall Ferguson, in Newsweek (via newsweek)
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“Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is...”
– Synecdoche, New York (via cocknbull)
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sixtyforty replied to your post: I saw this really beautiful woman working in the…
I like it when people say they appreciate my tattoos. It’s when they stare at them like some weird curiosity with that confused look on their face while asking “what does it mean” even though I know they don’t really care what it means that sucks.
Ha ha, I feel you. Who does that the most? It’s gotta be...
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“In Philly, you don’t lock the door, you don’t find the house no...”
– Mom Mom, 78, on the importance of home security in the City That Loves You Back.
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Speaking of my parents, I offhandedly told my mom that I might go see Fiona Apple on tour this summer and she was like, “Oh, your father loves her!”
Really? My guinea father is a Fiona Apple fan? And there’s no way this is a recent development because The Idler Wheel… literally just came out. He and Fiona must go all the way back to 1997.
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