raptorjesu:

Maybe what I really want for my life is to be Uncle Phil.  I mean, he’s got a good family, a nice home, a pretty cool gig, a butler, and a hot wife.  Also he’s loaded.  There is almost nothing about him that I don’t want for myself.  Maybe not the obesity or Jaz.  But even those things I could deal with.

1. ieatrainbowsallday reblogged this from tellmewhereisthemagic
2. booyahgrandmere liked this
3. kitty-to-karen liked this
4. affably reblogged this from kitty-to-karen
5. ewcn reblogged this from ohlovelypop
6. sincerelyyours-julie liked this
7. rememberthedaaze liked this
8. perfectly-imperfect-xo reblogged this from devinnkeith
9. -heartsofgold liked this
10. devinnkeith reblogged this from bigdaddydridri
11. bigdaddydridri reblogged this from we-swaggin
12. solefresh reblogged this from aaronsodope and added:

    “Take a bite outta crime.”

13. sexysilk1 liked this
14. bitchesbetrippinonmy reblogged this from sexualjubilee
15. drunken-y0ung-mess liked this
16. sexualjubilee reblogged this from asapdonny
17. itsbreannbtw reblogged this from domneverson
18. grandevous reblogged this from asapdonny
19. aaronsodope reblogged this from we-swaggin
20. sincerelymrsrager reblogged this from thisismydiaryy
21. asapdonny reblogged this from nouraxo
22. asapdonny liked this
23. thisismydiaryy liked this
24. we-swaggin reblogged this from nouraxo
25. domneverson reblogged this from we-swaggin
26. nouraxo reblogged this from sincerelyyours-julie
27. thisismydiaryy reblogged this from nouraxo
28. dimess reblogged this from kirkaveli
29. therolllingstoners reblogged this from kirkaveli
30. kirkaveli reblogged this from megh4n
31. trevordelegendary reblogged this from kushandorangejuicee
32. lisakb24 reblogged this from maarkkk
33. thetrailofmylife reblogged this from megh4n
34. shesmalaysiaj reblogged this from secretobscurity
35. lisashreve reblogged this from backtolife91
36. backtolife91 reblogged this from thatgirladajee
37. secretobscurity reblogged this from jetmajor
38. earn31 liked this
39. moneybringsbitches reblogged this from alohaisaac
40. earn31 reblogged this from maarkkk
41. captainraven reblogged this from memoirsofanuglyduckling
42. friendscallmejadian reblogged this from estabonita
43. notyouraveragegentlemen reblogged this from jetmajor
44. thatgirladajee reblogged this from delachupacabra
45. fashionaddict-lm reblogged this from kushandorangejuicee
46. delachupacabra reblogged this from maarkkk
47. illlnana reblogged this from strawberrypeaches
48. ivegonegaga liked this
49. denzelcr0cker liked this
50. sluurr liked this
51. Show more notesLoading...