The United States Supreme Court has done what none of us have expected. The mandate has been struck down, there has been another recount, and George Bush is president again.
Well, the United States Supreme Court, in a hotly contested 5-to-4 decision, has declared that Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” is the song of the summer. Also, no health care.
Today, the United States Supreme Court did what none of us have expected. Justice Antonin Scalia revealed that the whole time he’s just been four raccoons in a black garbage bag.
Sad news from Washington, as the United States Supreme Court has committed octuple murder-suicide, leaving only Clarence Thomas to rule on Obamacare. He has remained silent.
The United State Supreme Court surprised many analysts today when Justice Samuel Alito announced that he will be stepping down from the bench to become the bass player for Iron Maiden.