02 8 / 2012
"Fundamentally, all writing is about the same thing; it’s about dying, about the brief flicker of time we have here, and the frustration that creates."
08 7 / 2012
oh my god
- 1: Oh, Barney Frank got married.
- 2: To that prostitute he kept in his basement?
20 11 / 2011
This is the mostly one-sided audio of me accepting the call to be the winner of Chicks Be Tweetin’, which I recorded myself, like a dweeb. You can KIND OF here the other side of the conversation, but I have a flip phone + hate speaker phone, so it’s mainly just me yelling. The guy said I won by 50% which is INSANE to me. I really am incredibly excited. I’m about to put this on my resume, BASICALLY. Thanks everyone.
CONGRATULATIONS!
