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Let's get drunk and fight.
Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency: Full Report
Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama’s Swearing-In
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“It’s meatball with provolone.”- Joe Biden, ordering sandwiches for his staff @Potbelly today in DC.
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Good choice!
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“Clearly, the VP was having more fun than anyone in Washington today!” - @PatCallaghan6
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Biden’s so full of shit. I LOVE HIM
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“Marcelas, don’t tell any one you heard me use this word because, you know, you’re a kid. But this is a big f*cking deal.”
Joe Biden: Transgender Discrimination Is 'The Civil Rights Issue Of Our Time'
It’s good to hear the vice president openly state this. This page details the Obama administration’s record on transgender issues, specifically.
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I <3 JOE
Biden on 'binders' - POLITICO.com
“Maybe where Romney is most sketchy is on women’s rights. I got a daughter and lost a daughter. I’ve got four granddaughters and Barack has two daughters. And this is to our core. Our daughters and our granddaughters are entitled to every single solitary operation, every single solitary opportunity!” Biden exclaimed, according to a pool report. “And you heard the debate last night. When Governor Romney was asked a direct question about equal pay, he started talking about binders. Whoa! The idea that he had to go and ask where a qualified woman was, he just should have come to my house. He didn’t need a binder.”
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When the candidates’ families joined them onstage last night I thought Janna Ryan was Biden’s daughter or something. Turns out Ashley Biden doesn’t have blonde hair, so we were like, maybe Jill Biden has a blonde daughter from a previous marriage? Who’s that young lady gazing adoringly at the VP?
He’s got the sugar!
A CSPAN caller expressed concern about Ryan drinking so much water by saying that he “looked like he might have some sugar.”
That is how my grandparents referred to my grandfather’s diabetes and it was my favorite thing on earth, “well, he can’t have that, you know, he’s got the sugar!”
I love Joe Biden.
he was pointing at me, btw. my zipper was down.
Bullshit. He was pointing at me, I was taking my top off.
