When the candidates’ families joined them onstage last night I thought Janna Ryan was Biden’s daughter or something. Turns out Ashley Biden doesn’t have blonde hair, so we were like, maybe Jill Biden has a blonde daughter from a previous marriage? Who’s that young lady gazing adoringly at the VP?
He’s got the sugar!
A CSPAN caller expressed concern about Ryan drinking so much water by saying that he “looked like he might have some sugar.”
That is how my grandparents referred to my grandfather’s diabetes and it was my favorite thing on earth, “well, he can’t have that, you know, he’s got the sugar!”