15 5 / 2013
On stands this week! Check out photos from the Kardashian family vacation in Greece — and of Kim flaunting her pregnant bikini body. To read exclusive details on the mom-to-be’s newfound confidence and her relationship with Kanye West, pick up our new issue on Friday!
18 3 / 2013
hotblondecocktail replied to your photo: I wondered how Kim Kardashian got her hairline so…
I think they look pretty!
That’s because everything about her is pretty! She probably has pretty feet and everyone knows feet are fucking ugly.
18 3 / 2013

I wondered how Kim Kardashian got her hairline so perfect! Laser hair removal! (Yeah, it does look kind of fake now but who cares.)
She said, “If you look at pictures of me from even three years ago, I had like two inches of baby hairs on my forehead. But they weren’t thick enough to slick back, so they were permanently down and I would wax them all the time and now I lasered them and now they don’t come back.”
I didn’t know that was even an option. Fuck baby hairs.
(Source: instagram.com)
10 1 / 2013
I mistakenly listed my barely-used Kim Kardashian workout DVDs for less than they’re worth ($6 each) and one sold before I realized…
Profit after Amazon commission and shipping fees: ~$3 :(
31 12 / 2012
Admittedly, I have some fucked up ideas about relationships and parenting, but my first thought was that Kanye West is not the handsomest dude Kim could’ve combined her genes with.
(Lamar Odom, on the other hand, is a real catch. I maintain that Khloe fared better than both her sisters in the SO department.)
15 12 / 2012
30 9 / 2012
Kim Kardashian poses at the L’Hermitage Hotel on June 10, 2009 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/KK/Getty Images)
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