15 5 / 2013

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On stands this week! Check out photos from the Kardashian family vacation in Greece — and of Kim flaunting her pregnant bikini body. To read exclusive details on the mom-to-be’s newfound confidence and her relationship with Kanye West, pick up our new issue on Friday!





Newly obsessed with this beautiful, gigantic, pregnant creature. I would go to bat for her forever.

usweekly:

On stands this week! Check out photos from the Kardashian family vacation in Greece — and of Kim flaunting her pregnant bikini body. To read exclusive details on the mom-to-be’s newfound confidence and her relationship with Kanye West, pick up our new issue on Friday!
Newly obsessed with this beautiful, gigantic, pregnant creature. I would go to bat for her forever.

15 5 / 2013

stay pressed, jealous white people.

stay pressed, jealous white people.

27 3 / 2013

Fuck tha haters. Kim Kardashian is an adorable pregnant lady.

Fuck tha haters. Kim Kardashian is an adorable pregnant lady.

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18 3 / 2013

imagehotblondecocktail replied to your photo: I wondered how Kim Kardashian got her hairline so…

I think they look pretty!

That’s because everything about her is pretty! She probably has pretty feet and everyone knows feet are fucking ugly.

18 3 / 2013


I wondered how Kim Kardashian got her hairline so perfect! Laser hair removal! (Yeah, it does look kind of fake now but who cares.)
She said, “If you look at pictures of me from even three years ago, I had like two inches of baby hairs on my forehead. But they weren’t thick enough to slick back, so they were permanently down and I would wax them all the time and now I lasered them and now they don’t come back.”
I didn’t know that was even an option. Fuck baby hairs.

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I wondered how Kim Kardashian got her hairline so perfect! Laser hair removal! (Yeah, it does look kind of fake now but who cares.)

She said, “If you look at pictures of me from even three years ago, I had like two inches of baby hairs on my forehead. But they weren’t thick enough to slick back, so they were permanently down and I would wax them all the time and now I lasered them and now they don’t come back.”

I didn’t know that was even an option. Fuck baby hairs.

(Source: instagram.com)

11 3 / 2013

10 1 / 2013

I mistakenly listed my barely-used Kim Kardashian workout DVDs for less than they’re worth ($6 each) and one sold before I realized…

Profit after Amazon commission and shipping fees: ~$3 :(

31 12 / 2012

Admittedly, I have some fucked up ideas about relationships and parenting, but my first thought was that Kanye West is not the handsomest dude Kim could’ve combined her genes with.

(Lamar Odom, on the other hand, is a real catch. I maintain that Khloe fared better than both her sisters in the SO department.)

20 12 / 2012

kardashianspower:

Get it Ye!!

(Source: kimberlysnavy)

18 12 / 2012

Kim Kardashian in Manhattan, October 2010

Kim Kardashian in Manhattan, October 2010

18 12 / 2012

Kim Kardashian in Miami Beach, April 2010

Kim Kardashian in Miami Beach, April 2010

16 12 / 2012

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15 12 / 2012

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as Catwoman and Batman, Halloween 2012

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as Catwoman and Batman, Halloween 2012

12 12 / 2012

(Source: instagram.com)

30 9 / 2012

Kim Kardashian poses at the L’Hermitage Hotel on June 10, 2009 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/KK/Getty Images)

Kim Kardashian poses at the L’Hermitage Hotel on June 10, 2009 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/KK/Getty Images)

(Source: gettyimages.com)