"Being a taxpayer is like going to the zoo. It’s $20 to get in. You can’t just go, ‘Here’s $18.50 - I don’t like zebras.’"

Jon Stewart in response to the “it’s not right to have people’s taxes go to something (read: abortion) that they don’t agree with” argument (via bringmethathorizon) (via vruz) (via atheistramblings)

EXACTLY.

  • Betsy McCaughey: You're so rich. You can afford to provide care for anybody in your family, whatever they need.
  • Jon Stewart: That's right. That's why I don't mind being taxed a little more to help people who are not in as favorable a situation. I don't mind that. In fact, I welcome it, because it's a way for me to give back to the country that has allowed me to come this far.