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Let's get drunk and fight.
(Source: desarios, via littleorphanammo)
“Boredom is an instrument of social control. Power is the power to impose boredom, to command stasis, to combine this stasis with anguish. The real tedium, deep tedium, is seasoned with terror and with death.”
― Saul Bellow, Humboldt’s Gift
(via kelsium)
(Source: scrantongifs, via glossylalia)
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
(via ultraprism)
Michael: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
(via suicideblonde)
It occurs to me that The Office could run forever, gradually replacing the cast. Jim could die as middle management at his desk of heart attack in twenty five years. And then everyone will know what I know, which is that this fake documentary was about the slow and inevitable death of the human soul.
(Source: ikilledjackjohnson, via wekeepitugly)
